my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV
so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe
Anonymous asked: john lennon syndrome?
john lennon syndrome is when a dumbass thinks they’re concerned about peace and social issues and believe they are in touch with nature when in reality they just say the n word, smoke weed, throw a bunch of hindu and buddhist imagery together and call it “inner peace,” and don’t shower. you probably know a lot of these people
A well-reasoned video putting the dangers of Ebola in true perspective, courtesy of John Green.
fall out boy: deep songs that sound happy
twenty one pilots: sad songs that make you want to dance
my chemical romance: emo songs with slightly less emo over time
panic! at the disco: songs about having sex that are actually pretty clear they didn’t even try to hide it
I feel like the cat resting on its humans arm in that pic is all ‘NO HUMAN
THAT’S ENOUGH NETFLIX FOR TODAY’
NOW, NOW, PET APE, THE GLOWY BOX MAKES YOU HAVE TO WEAR EYE WINDOWS
I KNOW YOU LOVE IT AND YOU’RE SO CUTE WHEN YOU LOOK BRAINLESS BUT REALLY I DON’T THINK IT’S HEALTHY FOR YOU